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CEO
He
was such a happy man. Life was
good. Reimbursements were orderly. Regulations
were sane.
Then the world changed. 70 hour
weeks became 90 hour weeks. The
Board of Directors began to feel like
the Board Upside His Head. He
developed a nervous tic and an odd
appearance, having twisted out all the
hairs from the brow above his left eye.
In
short, things were lousy. But like
the legendary his bummed out life and became the CEO they talk about
at places CEOs gather to talk. Now, almost daily,
someone stops him in the hallway of his facility
to tell him how much he looks like JFK.
Yet it's more than confidence, more than
a new hairpiece, more than an eerie,
psychic willing of himself back to life.
Something transpired that made him the
envy of all he surveys.
Top
aides, who are paid to notice
things, noticed a stunning
coincidence. The facility
began implementing several HMS advanced solutions,
and, lo and behold, the
CEO’s demeanor began
to change.
They
were little things at first. The
first quarter that
profits came back up, he stopped mumbling
to himself.
But later, when medical errors went
down, he was actually seen smiling. Then,
after leaving an atypically pleasant board meeting, he was seen
walking on air. That’s when it was confirmed
that he possessed superpowers.
One
thing is for sure. He is a changed
CEO.And we know what helped change
him.
Strengths:
• Continues
to save money and resources
with HMS’ hosting
option
• Heartburn
free for 90 days and counting
thanks to his
ability to review timely
financial reports on one
or all facilities
•
Astounded
by the enormous stack of
applications
HR is receiving from physicians,
nurses and more - all
vying to work for such a
high tech, integrated facility.
Weaknesses: Golf
game. Jelly donuts. Puppies.
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